Office by Alex Penny
"When in doubt, just improvise!"
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(Source: hornyhoechlin, via herrodooky)
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
(Source: nellhorin, via teenagehuman)
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
(Source: wayblackwhen, via malankool)
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via malankool)
This actually made me laugh out loud.
(Source: bonesonthebeach, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)
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